Thursday, June 28, 2012

Encyclopedist (noun)

An encyclopedist. 1. A member of a group of French authors who collaborated in the 18th century in the production of the Encyclopédie, under the direction of Denis Diderot. 2. A person helping to write an encyclopedia.

The Encyclopedist. 1. Me. 2. Myself. 3. I.

I'm sorry for not introducing myself earlier. It was a lapse in judgment that I shall now rectify. I am the Encyclopedist. I am writing the Thin Encyclopedia.
And what is the Thin Encyclopedia? It is an encyclopedia of everything relating to the Slender Man. And I do mean everything. Every proxy, every runner, every thing that can have an entry will have an entry. I suspect that I shall be writing it for the rest of my life.

And why am I writing this? Why do research that could potentially do harm to me, even kill me?

Did I not explain how I was under the Compulsion? I need to write. And so, instead of wasting my writing on trivial things, I decided to dedicate my time and life to creating a compendium of everything related to the Slender Man. A Thin Encyclopedia.

That is my goal. I hope I live long enough to see it done.

9 comments:

  1. You're going to record EVERYTHING?

    I guess I finally found someone with more work than me.

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    1. It is quite a bit of work, but one I think is worthwhile.

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  2. This is an admirable endeavor, sir. I might have geeked a little bit once I read all of it, because you're aspiring to do something incredible here. I hope you make the longest freaking encyclopedia on earth.

    I do have one correction to make, though-- on your lists of people, you list Ryan and an "other." He was a proxy through and through, and would probably be a little irked to see himself classified as anything but.

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    1. It has been corrected. Thank you.

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    2. And with the exception of that brief period when both the Slenderproxies and the Timberwolves were after me I do not RUN. I stay in my area and fight my guerrilla war against the servants of tall dark and slender and all of His kind. Unlike RyanI feel I belong under the listing of Other.

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  4. Holy shit, everyone?

    Well... I don't know what to say other than "wish you luck". It's one hell of a world out there, and I understand there's like a billion runners or something...

    Keep updated.

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    1. Not quite a billion. Certainly more than one might imagine, however.

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  5. I guess that's one way to spend your time...
    Don't burn out.

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